Tracks

46Laudanum Lullaby

1 Aug 2012

A performance and production of a song written and submitted by kiel.

45Danse Macabre

1 Jul 2012

A cover of Camille Saint-Saëns’ ‘Danse Macabre’.

-Cykelero

44A Good Day

22 May 2012

Using sound clips from the Twilight Zone, make a song about how important it is to trust The Government.

-PTTG

43Mystic Flying Space Tomato

27 Oct 2011

I really wanted to see what you could do with only a title as a suggestion. No due date, no stress. Ready? 'Mystic Flying Space Tomato'.

-Carolyn S.

42Don't Panic

14 Dec 2010

Make a song about not panicking

-sloth

41Life is Beautiful

29 Oct 2010

A cover of ‘Life is Beautiful’ from the Deadly Premonition soundtrack.

-Chris Walden

40Jap

18 Jun 2010

A cover of abingdon boys school's ‘Jap’.

-Nicholas Edwards

39Dust

18 Jun 2010

Would you be interested in synth-ing piano samples into... everything? I mean, replicate other instrumental sounds with synth-modified piano. Someone goes up into a dusty old attic because they hear some odd noises. There's nothing there, just an old piano. Could it be that the piano made the noise? They take off the dust cover and sit down and start to play... and they can't stop. They are forced by something they can't explain to play. The player grows weak from exhaustion, thin and tired, playing for hours and days and weeks and months. Eventually they succumb, and collapse... into dust.

-PTTG

FACTUAL INNACURACIES: the keys of this piano are actually made of wood.

Also: it doesn't kill people. To the best of my knowledge.

38Wuffles

31 Mar 2010

You are a fluffy, white and very pampered male cat named Florence. You spend your days lounging by the window sill, drinking in the warm rays of the sunlight, or eating the food your pet offers you in return for your fifteen years of noble companionship. You have spent the day relaxing and enjoying being worshiped by your pet when your pet's mate brings home a new puppy. This will cut the attention they give you in half. The song would be Florence's thoughts on the matter.

37Trickle

24 Jan 2010

write a song about a failing circuit board, from the perspective of the last functioning resistor

-Nightmother

36Defending Lotus

7 Sep 2009

Make a song about protecting me

-lotus

35Slipping

31 Aug 2009

My request is a little bit different from normal, but something I hope fits your style. I'd like this song to be made nearly entirely of 'found sound' from your area- anything from creaking doors to engines to halogen lights to wind. The theme is up to you, but to get you started I might suggest day/night cycles. Lyrics as necessary.

-PTTG

34The Hat is Sad

28 Jun 2009

Somthing about a hat that dosn't fit. The hat is sad :(

-Ty

33Medicine

19 Jun 2009

Do a song from the perspective of a tapeworm. The tapeworm doesn't want to hurt you, but he must in order to survive.

-j3sus

32Diablo ex Machina

20 May 2009

I'm looking for something you might imagine hearing while spelunking the core of some kind of Asimovian planetary computer, or perhaps I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream's computer. That said, and despite the name, it isn't necessarily about a malevolent evil machine, though. Just an enormous, powerful, and inhuman one. It wouldn't torture you, but neural vivisection isn't out of the question.

-PTTG

31Rampage

22 Apr 2009

Trenchfoot has become the base of all jokes for a good while now, being tossed around, shoved in bags and punched by otakus. One day he decides he has had enough, and will wreak havoc upon the world...

-Chris Walden

30Paperwork

30 Mar 2009

nivi, make a song about the monotony of filing paperwork

-Adriana

29Gotta Catch 'em All

19 Feb 2009

I WOULD ADORE YOU IF YOU MADE SOME SORT OF SONG BASED ON MY THEME IN A TECHNO-Y WAY. PLS.

-ASH

28Ashen Choir

3 Feb 2009

A dramatic, optimistic look at a nuclear war while still being mournful. Has three harmonies/layers or some other thing.

-PTTG

27Invade

9 Jan 2009

A SONG about how much you hate your fans, remember? No copouts now, it has to be an amount more than none. And yes, this is indeed a lyrical writing exercise NO PRESSURE but yeah seriously take your time idc

-confusion

26Pick

28 Dec 2008

nivi, write a song about how hard it is to get a piece of tape from a roll of clear tape when you need it

-ILM

25CHEESEBURGER!

27 Dec 2008

CHEESEBURGER!

-ATG

24Clockwork

13 Dec 2008

make a song about a small clockwork animal who is rejected by all the other animals, but is taken in and cared for by an aspiring artist.

-isaac

23The Hole

23 Nov 2008

You are a worm. You live in a hole. The hole is life, it is your home. You cannot move, you cannot turn, you cannot blink your eyes, you have no eyes. The hole nurtures you, it cares about you. There are other with you, all in the hole, in the crevice between innumerable tons, underneath a crushing pressure. Everything outside the hole is death. Life outside the hole exists and it kills, oxygen and sunlight burn like fire. They kill you. Yet in the hole, you live. The hole provides, and you love. There is no escape.

-gotryfag

22Deviant Machine

30 Oct 2008

The result of way too much correspondence to quote here.

-confusion

21Songs to Wear Pants to

30 Sep 2008

Write a song about the irrational love i have for a person who makes songs for strangers over the internet.

-Epute

20Joe Bloggs

21 Sep 2008

I'll pay you a quid to make a song about about how awesome I am, but it have to be done in an hour and you have to mention the illuminati, godzilla, mothra and trolls(not internet, norweigian) and the x-file

-Joe Bloggs

19Pancakes

13 Sep 2008

You are about to eat some pancakes, a stack of three with butter, syrup and bacon in between each pancake. THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EATEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!

-Pancakes

18There's More to Pigeons than Meets the Eye

26 Aug 2008

Make one called 'There's more to pigeons than meets the eye'

-ManWithNoNameInc

17Somatosensation

17 Aug 2008

You are a blind, deaf, mute explorer. You have just discovered an ancient space necropolis of a long dead alien race. You must explore it with only your sense of touch, and the assitance of a small butterfly shaped robot. What is the soundtrack in your mind?

-sundevil

16Lament for Lotus

8 Jul 2008

can you write a lovesong for me?

-lotus

15What I Created

4 Jul 2008

We request a song about when you put too much milk in scrambled eggs and you think you got away with it but the milk seeps out like milky amniotic fluid from a pregnant lady all over your plate and it ruins breakfast

-Faith & Nick

14This Tune

3 Jul 2008

A song written to supplied lyrics.

-sundevil

13Run Out

12 Jun 2008

a song about whether or not there are any new songs to be made or possibly on the theme or whether there are new stories/recipes to be made as well

-Finch Jr.

12The Pasty Song

12 Jun 2008

make a tune that represents the solidarity shared by 13 men as they unite together as ONE!!! call it The Pasty Song where's the pasty song!!! work harder

-pasty12321/brownbear

11Old Joe

9 Jun 2008

Old Joe: old man joe, comes of his farm, only to facebook late at night, he knows nobody but the people he stalks on facebook, He lives in Dorset He loves his cow's petal and Maurine, he has a troubled past, his father is said to be a bad man These are all good ideas

-Alex & Craig

10Serve

2 Jun 2008

Make a trancey song about the meaning of life according to a hoover

-Psychonix

9Capgras

2 Jun 2008

Make a song about how great I am

-Anne Dawson

8LCD

25 May 2008

Dead pixel. On your LCD display. Won't shift. Won't go away.

-Khuskan

7Pig

22 May 2008

write a sad song about a pig that got hit by a car and is laying in the road and blocking up the road

-StanTuna

6Bagel

20 May 2008

Sex in the closet Sex in the hamper Sex at supper time When sex is on a bagel You can have sex at any time.

-leokef

5Everyone's a Bard

17 May 2008

Lyrics aren't hard They aren't hard, (oh no) Everyone's a bard They're a bard, (oh yeah) You've gotta believe In the ultimate sieve Let filter your heart All your fondest dreams

-leokef

4Villain

16 May 2008

write a song about the archetyptual villain; The Mustache-Twirler type

-Blitz & Fang

3Stripes

8 May 2008

make a song about how afraid you are of tigers

-StanTuna

2Fuses

6 May 2008

Make a song about a broken electrical socket; that seems like something you'd do.

-theycallmeMrGrr

1Hardwood Flooring Installation

29 Apr 2008

My brother installed hardwood floors in his house after the carpet got ruined. One of his friends was staying over and was drunk. He left the bathtub running for several hours. Now the dog can't get any traction as he tries to run across the living room. That is gold you should use that.

-orual