Music made to requests submitted by listeners.
Aug. 1, 2012
A performance and production of a song written and submitted by kiel.
July 1, 2012
A cover of Camille Saint-Saëns’ ‘Danse Macabre’.
May 22, 2012
Using sound clips from the Twilight Zone, make a song about how important it is to trust The Government.
Oct. 27, 2011
I really wanted to see what you could do with only a title as a suggestion. No due date, no stress. Ready? 'Mystic Flying Space Tomato'.
Dec. 14, 2010
Make a song about not panicking
Oct. 29, 2010
A cover of ‘Life is Beautiful’ from the Deadly Premonition soundtrack.
June 18, 2010
A cover of abingdon boys school's ‘Jap’.
June 18, 2010
Would you be interested in synth-ing piano samples into... everything? I mean, replicate other instrumental sounds with synth-modified piano. Someone goes up into a dusty old attic because they hear some odd noises. There's nothing there, just an old piano. Could it be that the piano made the noise? They take off the dust cover and sit down and start to play... and they can't stop. They are forced by something they can't explain to play. The player grows weak from exhaustion, thin and tired, playing for hours and days and weeks and months. Eventually they succumb, and collapse... into dust.
FACTUAL INNACURACIES: the keys of this piano are actually made of wood.
Also: it doesn't kill people. To the best of my knowledge.
March 31, 2010
You are a fluffy, white and very pampered male cat named Florence. You spend your days lounging by the window sill, drinking in the warm rays of the sunlight, or eating the food your pet offers you in return for your fifteen years of noble companionship. You have spent the day relaxing and enjoying being worshiped by your pet when your pet's mate brings home a new puppy. This will cut the attention they give you in half. The song would be Florence's thoughts on the matter.
Jan. 24, 2010
write a song about a failing circuit board, from the perspective of the last functioning resistor
Sept. 7, 2009
Make a song about protecting me
Aug. 31, 2009
My request is a little bit different from normal, but something I hope fits your style. I'd like this song to be made nearly entirely of 'found sound' from your area- anything from creaking doors to engines to halogen lights to wind. The theme is up to you, but to get you started I might suggest day/night cycles. Lyrics as necessary.
June 28, 2009
Somthing about a hat that dosn't fit. The hat is sad :(
June 19, 2009
Do a song from the perspective of a tapeworm. The tapeworm doesn't want to hurt you, but he must in order to survive.
May 20, 2009
I'm looking for something you might imagine hearing while spelunking the core of some kind of Asimovian planetary computer, or perhaps I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream's computer. That said, and despite the name, it isn't necessarily about a malevolent evil machine, though. Just an enormous, powerful, and inhuman one. It wouldn't torture you, but neural vivisection isn't out of the question.
April 22, 2009
Trenchfoot has become the base of all jokes for a good while now, being tossed around, shoved in bags and punched by otakus. One day he decides he has had enough, and will wreak havoc upon the world...
March 30, 2009
nivi, make a song about the monotony of filing paperwork
Feb. 19, 2009
I WOULD ADORE YOU IF YOU MADE SOME SORT OF SONG BASED ON MY THEME IN A TECHNO-Y WAY. PLS.
Feb. 3, 2009
A dramatic, optimistic look at a nuclear war while still being mournful. Has three harmonies/layers or some other thing.
Jan. 9, 2009
A SONG about how much you hate your fans, remember? No copouts now, it has to be an amount more than none. And yes, this is indeed a lyrical writing exercise NO PRESSURE but yeah seriously take your time idc
Dec. 28, 2008
nivi, write a song about how hard it is to get a piece of tape from a roll of clear tape when you need it
Dec. 27, 2008
Dec. 13, 2008
make a song about a small clockwork animal who is rejected by all the other animals, but is taken in and cared for by an aspiring artist.
Nov. 23, 2008
You are a worm. You live in a hole. The hole is life, it is your home. You cannot move, you cannot turn, you cannot blink your eyes, you have no eyes. The hole nurtures you, it cares about you. There are other with you, all in the hole, in the crevice between innumerable tons, underneath a crushing pressure. Everything outside the hole is death. Life outside the hole exists and it kills, oxygen and sunlight burn like fire. They kill you. Yet in the hole, you live. The hole provides, and you love. There is no escape.
Oct. 30, 2008
The result of way too much correspondence to quote here.
Sept. 30, 2008
Write a song about the irrational love i have for a person who makes songs for strangers over the internet.
Sept. 21, 2008
I'll pay you a quid to make a song about about how awesome I am, but it have to be done in an hour and you have to mention the illuminati, godzilla, mothra and trolls(not internet, norweigian) and the x-file
Sept. 13, 2008
You are about to eat some pancakes, a stack of three with butter, syrup and bacon in between each pancake. THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EATEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
Aug. 26, 2008
Make one called 'There's more to pigeons than meets the eye'
Aug. 17, 2008
You are a blind, deaf, mute explorer. You have just discovered an ancient space necropolis of a long dead alien race. You must explore it with only your sense of touch, and the assitance of a small butterfly shaped robot. What is the soundtrack in your mind?
July 8, 2008
can you write a lovesong for me?
July 4, 2008
We request a song about when you put too much milk in scrambled eggs and you think you got away with it but the milk seeps out like milky amniotic fluid from a pregnant lady all over your plate and it ruins breakfast
-Faith & Nick
July 3, 2008
A song written to supplied lyrics.
June 12, 2008
a song about whether or not there are any new songs to be made or possibly on the theme or whether there are new stories/recipes to be made as well
June 12, 2008
make a tune that represents the solidarity shared by 13 men as they unite together as ONE!!! call it The Pasty Song where's the pasty song!!! work harder
June 9, 2008
Old Joe: old man joe, comes of his farm, only to facebook late at night, he knows nobody but the people he stalks on facebook, He lives in Dorset He loves his cow's petal and Maurine, he has a troubled past, his father is said to be a bad man These are all good ideas
-Alex & Craig
June 2, 2008
Make a trancey song about the meaning of life according to a hoover
June 2, 2008
Make a song about how great I am
May 25, 2008
Dead pixel. On your LCD display. Won't shift. Won't go away.
May 22, 2008
write a sad song about a pig that got hit by a car and is laying in the road and blocking up the road
May 20, 2008
Sex in the closet Sex in the hamper Sex at supper time When sex is on a bagel You can have sex at any time.
May 17, 2008
Lyrics aren't hard They aren't hard, (oh no) Everyone's a bard They're a bard, (oh yeah) You've gotta believe In the ultimate sieve Let filter your heart All your fondest dreams
May 16, 2008
write a song about the archetyptual villain; The Mustache-Twirler type
-Blitz & Fang
May 8, 2008
make a song about how afraid you are of tigers
May 6, 2008
Make a song about a broken electrical socket; that seems like something you'd do.
April 29, 2008
My brother installed hardwood floors in his house after the carpet got ruined. One of his friends was staying over and was drunk. He left the bathtub running for several hours. Now the dog can't get any traction as he tries to run across the living room. That is gold you should use that.