"nivi, write a song about how hard it is to get a piece of tape from a roll of clear tape when you need it"
-ILM

"CHEESEBURGER!"
-ATG (paid)

"make a song about a small clockwork animal who is rejected by all the other animals, but is taken in and cared for by an aspiring artist."
-isaac

"You are a worm. You live in a hole. The hole is life, it is your home. You cannot move, you cannot turn, you cannot blink your eyes, you have no eyes. The hole nurtures you, it cares about you. There are other with you, all in the hole, in the crevice between innumerable tons, underneath a crushing pressure. Everything outside the hole is death. Life outside the hole exists and it kills, oxygen and sunlight burn like fire. They kill you. Yet in the hole, you live. The hole provides, and you love. There is no escape."
-gotryfag

The result of too much correspondence to quote here from confusion (paid)
sax samples from uauaua
trumpet samples from kaponja
Guest vocalist: Anne Dawson

"Write a song about the irrational love i have for a person who makes songs for strangers over the internet."
-Epute

"I'll pay you a quid to make a song about about how awesome I am, but it have to be done in an hour and you have to mention the illuminati, godzilla, mothra and trolls(not internet, norweigian) and the x-file"
-Joe Bloggs (paid)

"You are about to eat some pancakes, a stack of three with butter, syrup and bacon in between each pancake. THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EATEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!"
-Pancakes

"Make one called "There's more to pigeons than meets the eye""
-ManWithNoNameInc

"You are a blind, deaf, mute explorer. You have just discovered an ancient space necropolis of a long dead alien race. You must explore it with only your sense of touch, and the assitance of a small butterfly shaped robot. What is the soundtrack in your mind?"
-Sundevil
Monk sample from Erdis

"can you write a lovesong for me?"
-Lotus

"We request a song about when you put too much milk in scrambled eggs and you think you got away with it but the milk seeps out like milky amniotic fluid from a pregnant lady all over your plate and it ruins breakfast"
-Faith and Nick

Lyrics mostly by sundevil.

"a song about whether or not there are any new songs to be made or possibly on the theme or whether there are new stories/recipes to be made as well"
-Finch Jr.

"make a tune that represents the solidarity shared by 13 men as they unite together as ONE!!! call it The Pasty Song"
"where's the pasty song!!! work harder"
-pasty12321 aka brownbear

"Old Joe: old man joe, comes of his farm, only to facebook late at night, he knows nobody but the people he stalks on facebook, He lives in Dorset
He loves his cow's petal and Maurine, he has a troubled past, his father is said to be a bad man
These are all good ideas"
-Alex and Craig
Sax sample from simondsouza

"Make a trancey song about the meaning of life according to a hoover"
-Psychonix

"Make a song about how great I am"
-Anne Dawson

"Dead pixel. On your LCD display. Won't shift. Won't go away."
-Khuskan

"write a sad song about a pig that got hit by a car and is laying in the road and blocking up the road"
-StanTuna

"Sex in the closet
Sex in the hamper
Sex at supper time
When sex is on a bagel
You can have sex at any time."
-leokef

"Lyrics aren't hard
They aren't hard, (oh no)
Everyone's a bard
They're a bard, (oh yeah)
You've gotta believe
In the ultimate sieve
Let filter your heart
All your fondest dreams"
-leokef

"write a song about the archetyptual villain"
-Blitz
"The Mustache-Twirler type"
-Fang

"make a song about how afraid you are of tigers"
-StanTuna

"Make a song about a broken electrical socket; that seems like something you'd do."
-theycallmeMrGrr

"My brother installed hardwood floors in his house after the carpet got ruined. One of his friends was staying over and was drunk. He left the bathtub running for several hours. Now the dog can't get any traction as he tries to run across the living room.
That is gold you should use that."
-orual